No Rest for The Postman: Letter to Carrie

Hi Carrie,
Today has been one long collection of minutes. I have not been able to break away from the tedium long enough to get a letter together. It just feels bad to break up such a good streak though, so I'm going to try and milk this stone for a bit more blood today! Yay! See, exclamation even.
I've got something up my sleeve to write to you/these kind readers about, but today I don't have the time to tackle it.
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Idea Flash!!!
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Yes!! This is good!
Here it is folks, in daring journalism fashion, the Carrie Interview. And you get the questions before Carrie does! Folks at home, you can see if your answers mach hers when she returns them, I will repost this interview with her answers. Are you ready Carrie? That is not your first question.

1. Do you have a bitch/are you someone's bitch?




2. What is the best thing they serve in the cafeteria?




3. What is the most popular television program in Dorm E6?




4. What is your favorite program?




5. Have you made any friends on the inside that you would like to remain friends with outside?




6. What do you feel is the goal of our current penal system?




7. What is the most annoying thing a prison guard can do to an inmate?




8. Do you bet on prison fights?




9. In what way has your experience differed from Tim Robbins' Character in "the Shawshank Redemption"?




10. What food do miss most?




11. Do you get to play basketball or other sports?




12. Have you been working out?




13. What's the worst time of day in prison?





14. Does your family come to visit?





15. How many people do you get letters from?





16. How able are you to follow current events in the pen?





17. What do people on the inside call prison?




18. Is prison clicky? Like high School?




19. If you could have any job when you get out what job would it be?





20. What's the general attitude there towards the war on terror?





21. What does your prison issue uniform look like?





22. Do they open all your mail? Do they read it?




23. Who really runs the place?





24. What kind of neighborhood is the prison in?






25. While growing up did you ever think you would do time?